{UAH} THE HILARIOUS GOSPEL OF JESUS, SON OF MARY!

THE HILARIOUS GOSPEL OF JESUS, SON OF MARY!

Margaret Veronica Nabakooza Kiyaga (Mrs)

1.TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!

NO! I WILL NOT! EVEN LITTLE CHILDREN KNOW THIS IS AN OUTRIGHT SET-UP!

2.LET THE THIEF WHO STEALS YOUR JACKET, STEAL ALSO YOUR COAT!

JESUS, YOU ARE COMPLETELY MAD! WHO WOULD LISTEN TO YOU?

GOD SAID "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!".  THAT WAS TO THE THIEF.  THEN THE CATHOLIC CATECHISM TAUGHT US THAT IT IS THE DEVIL THAT HATES US AND IS ALWAYS WANTING US TO DO THE WRONG THING.  I KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOD BECAUSE YOUR GOSPEL LEADS OTHERS INTO SIN OR INTO THE ACCEPTANCE OF SIN!

3.MARTHA, MARY IS BETTER THAN YOU!

SHE CANNOT COOK, DOES NOT FEED ANYBODY.  ALL SHE DOES IS BASK IN YOUR "GLORY"!

 

4. I CAN FEED FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE ON JUST 5 LOAVES AND 2 FISHES

YES! YOU FED SOME PEOPLE ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PACKED LUNCHES!  AND CLAIMED THE CREDIT!

 

5. JESUS RAISING THE DEAD.

WHAT FOR?

WHERE ARE THE ONES HE RAISED FROM THE DEAD? THE LITTLE GIRL AND LAZARUS!

DID THEY DIE AGAIN OR SHALL WE RUN INTO THEM IN THE SUPERMARKET?

 

6.DO NOT JUDGE A FOOL!

TURN INTO ONE YOURSELF INSTEAD!  LET THE FOOL DESTROY EVERYTHING.  LET THE FOOL TURN YOUR LIFE INTO A LIVING HELL.  AUSTENSIBLY BECAUSE IT IS JESUS SON OF MARY WHO STOPPED YOU USING YOUR JUDGEMENT!   FUNNY MAN, THIS JESUS!

 

7."WOMAN, IT IS NOT YET TIME FOR MY FATHER'S WORK"!

 BUT I WILL STILL DO YOUR BIDDING!? SO LET US SHOW UP OUR WEDDING HOSTS AND STEAL THEIR THUNDER!  UNBELIEVABLE!

 

8. YOU WILL EAT MY FLESH AND DRINK MY BLOOD!

COMEON, JESUS, YOU CAN FEED FIVE THOUSAND....ON NORMAL FOOD!

 

9.LOVE YOUR ENEMIES!

LOOK WHERE THIS GOSPEL HAS GOT THE WORLD!  THEY ARE ALL IN LOVE WITH SATAN ITSELF.  THEY EVEN MARRY IT.   SO THEY SUFFER ALL THEIR LIVES, LOSE EVERYTHING INCLUDING THEIR SOULS.  THEN THEY DIE USELESSLY! STUPID!

 

10.MY MOTHER IS A VIRGIN!

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST OF ALL!  WOMEN IN AFIRIKA GIGGLE AND LAUGH ABOUT IT ALL DAY.  THEY SAY, "OF ALL THINGS TO BOAST ABOUT, HOW CAN YOU BOAST ABOUT THAT!".  ONLY UNMARRIED GIRLS WITH NO CHILDREN AND THEIR PARENTS CELEBRATE VIRGINITY.  HOPEFULLY THEIR COMMUNITIES TOO.  BUT YOUR MOTHER, MARRIED TO JOSEPH YOUR FATHER, BOASTING FOR 2000 YEARS ABOUT VIRGINITY SHE CANNOT EVEN PROVE!  HILARIOUS INDEED!  JESUS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WE LOVE SEX!  ALL WE ASK IS IT REMAINS SAFE AND HAPPY IN  WHOLESOME LOVING MATRIMONY CONCECRATED TO AND BLESSED BY GOD.

 

IT IS SEX  WE CELEBRATE NOT USELESS VIRGINITY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

MARGARET V.N. KIYAGA (MRS)

JUNE 2015.