{UAH} ONLY IN TORONTO: SAD BUT RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY

A Zambian facebooker and resident of Toronto traveled home to Zambia for holidays.

Before he left he had made it known on his FaceBook account with a countdown in days to departure to all the excitements than awaited him in Zambia.

Everyday, he updated hi FaceBook on his travel itinerary and holiday plans. 

On "Days Left = O" he had one more last chance to announce his departure posting with packing, departure to airport and lastly, boarding.

Dude reaches somewhere in Europe for connecting flight only to rush first to update his FaceBook about his Europe arrival and wait time to last leg, Destination Lusaka.

He reaches Zambia and the fun begins. Constantly posting his whereabouts - esp and drinking joints and clubs, the Baboon didnt know of another set of Baboons having fun in his Toronto crib.

So what happened and what kind of fun?

Problem started with dude's pomposity as he was known to be ever imperious and grandiose. That he would go to the extend of posting every stage of his travel home did not come as a surprise to many but what resulted out of his travel did.

Dude had all been stupidly but generously informing frienemies that his house was vacant and for those who new the inside of his crib it all Happy Hours.

Knowing he was perfectly away so-called Facebook friends who doubled as thieves ransacked his crib everyday until it was left sketchy in outlook.

So Dude returns to Toronto and happily gallops to his crib only to be greeted by an ajar door beckoning with sadness for him to enter.

His crib was empty and all was courtesy of his own undoings on FaceBook 

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

Le Montréal d'amour d'I

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