{UAH} YEAP..! THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO THE GREAT REVOLUTUONARY HALL
It is the main entrance to the Great Northcote Hall - former crib to renown oldies such and me, me and me. Security is tight as you can see it bcos we live right near our Number One enemy visible to the right in this picture over the trees. It the home of Cabindists who have forever been a squealing Chihuahua on the heels of the Northcote Supreme Revolutionary Command Council (NSRCC). Cabindists are the modern day Neanderthals, marauding aimlessly on land and in the air. Yessss...! In the air too, with their easy to shoot-down air force. They are ever grumpy and excellent precision sharpshooters in Verbal Artillery aka, Mudomo tu.
The great name lives in people like me, me and me and it will never ever die. My Master Plan is to build a waterfront luxurious country club and name it Northcote Hall Country Club to preserve the great name for posterity. membership to this luxurious country will be free for golfing Northcoter up to the day Museveni exiled the great name. Rest of you non-revolutionaries with pay with an arm and a leg to enjoy the goodies of this great country club and there will be mandated limits for a non-revolutionary.
Its for this reason I havent mourned the death of Northcote Hall. The Spirit lives on
In the Tear Gas days, I saw Ogenga Otunnu stand astride right on the small square wall you at the foreground when he mentioned a line I have never ever forgotten?
He said to Member of members of the Northcote Supreme Revolutionary Command Council, Officers (I was a Lieutenant until I got summoned to face the SRCC for failing to appear at the front-line in a war far yonder against Dead Stones and demoted to mere Sergeant to the last day on MUK. But I wasnt and have never been bitter). He said
"It is one thing to start a struggle.
Its another thing to realize the accomplishment of that struggle
And,
To sustain the struggle needs a lot more energy""
Those words were no match the following day when Naguru hoodlums teargassed us in in Freedom Square in front of the Ivory Tower sending all Revolutionaries conscripts and volunteers from other halls of residence in disarray over MUK's border meanwhile Revolutionaries of The Great Northcote Hall simply made a tactical withdrawal to the andakis at the Great Hall to fight another day. No revolutionary was to flee from the barracks or seek refuge in Katanga and surrounding colonies and much less the deserted Cabinda (sexed after some Ghanaian named Nkrumah). It had the weakest air force our revolutionaries never wasted anti-aircraft missiles on. We simply brought them down using bird catapults.
Northcote Hall, a great crib where all the good, the bad and the ugly memories are archived.
Any living Revolutionaries want to invest with me in realizing this exclusive luxury country club enterprise? Remember Lake Vic waterfront is running out to Noddles and Curry eaters and we cant attempt to play Dutch to reclaim land from deep in the lake and neither will the country club be away from Lake Vic waterfront bcos we will want to diversify away from golfing (which this Baboon hates), tennis, polo, etc to water sports and recreations let alone the breeeeeeze.
Its coming folks and you can give me an elephantine pat on the back.
NB: Investments funds will NOT be accepted from anybody un-Northcote including Nsibirwans otherwise I go it alone.
To the rest of you, tough luck for not being a Northcoter but you will always be welcome to partake of the demise of the Great name even tho the Great Hall still stands as a monument to his memory.
Now, one more thing. The club will not keep the name Northcote simply alive but one of its major objectives is to someday soon, restore this Great name where it belongs once Museveni and cahoots all die. And this is the silent motive and objective behind Northcote Hall Country Club.
Kapisssssh....!
Northcote Oye..! Northcote Oye....! Cabinda, Zee...! Heb Heb Zeee!, Gom Gom Zeeee...! Malaya, Zeee...! Shitland Zeee...!
Northcote Oyeeii.....! Oyeeeeee....!
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Gwokto La'Kitgum"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower
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