{UAH} As dwanzie1 is down and dwanzie2 locked up, the over-used 'b' can now move to dwanzie3!
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One way of teaching a 1 year toddler that a kettle his hot and dangerous is to passively let them saunter towards the kettle so that they touch it for themselves (of course cautious that they do not over touch). Most average IQ babies will learn the lesson once and decisively. Whenever they see the kettle again, they rattle 'yokya!'
One thing that Uganda's so-called 'socialites' and 'celebs' have in abundance is 'very low commonsense'. Coupled with Alcohol binging (the so called German Juss), drug abuse and competition for brain-dead gals (the so-called gal with the biggest behind) - a recipe for disaster. The reasons for their very fast ascendancy to celeb status (namely, their willingness to compete in doing daringly foolish things) is also what brings them down. At Guvnor Uganda, two of these 'dwanzies' get into a drunken brawl, most likely over a woman - one of the dwanzies had dated the woman before, and the second one was the one currently in the driver's seat. Dwanzie one disses dwanzie 2 (supposedly over his 'over-used' bitch). Dwanzie 2 smashes a glass over dwanzie 1's neck. It is very very likely that he slashed his carotid artery - Yes, the carotid - because the amount of blood that spluttered out of this guy was like a torrent. Splattered all over the walls. No doctor in this world would have saved this guy - within 10 minutes, he was ex-sanguinated as an ambulance rushed him to Case Hospital.
All this happened in the section marked '40+' in the club - a section that had been designed for 40+ demographics but is now the favorite section for revelers below 30. Meanwhile, the two dwanzies should have known better about the likelihood of such things because apparently they binge every weekend in Kampala's clubs. Such wastage of life! Guvnor and other serious clubs should institute rapid IQ tests at their entrance and calibrate alcohol limits based on this.
And as dwanzie1 is down and dwanzie2 locked up, the over-used 'b' can now move to dwanzie3! Apparently the woman is at the center of this scandal. If u r unfortunate enough to date a devil, your risk of death is multiplied several times:
Why Johnnie was killed. As narated by a close friend;
"Johnie(now the late) was Nina´s boyfriend from Uganda. Nina left Uganda and came to Sweden and years later Johnnie also came to Sweden. The two met again and began their relationship from where they had stopped. This relationship resulted into a son. Before Johnie´s Swedish papers were maturely ready,There was a domestic misunderstanding between the two. The woman came from out late at night and they had a fight. Nina called the police which led to the cancellation of Johnie´s stay in Sweden. He was given notice to leave the country.
Johnie later got another girl friend and went back to Uganda to process his come back papers which were frustrated by Nina because Johnie had a record of domestic violence written on him earlier.
When all avenues to come back to Sweden failed, Johnie started a new life, creating new friends. Using his little savings he began to trade in garments from Malaysia and China. Among the new friends he created was Ivan Kamyuka(then not known to Nina)
When Nina finally came to visit Uganda,Johnie was doing financially well with his garments business and had moved on with a new girlfriend called Marjo. Out of jealous, Nina did the un expected; she decided to fall in love with one of her Ex´s best friend and that was Ivan Kamyuka. In a vie to bring him to Sweden Nina got married to Ivan Kamyuka in 2013.
The two began living together while in Kampala. Nina went ahead to deny Johnie the paternity right to see his son and told their child to refer to Ivan as Dad. This child paternity battle started from Sweden when Nina refused to include Johnie on the child´s birth certificate as a father.
This was intentional because she knew as a father,Johnie would have a chance to apply for a Swedish visa. There has been a cold war between these once close friends for 2yrs now until last night´s incident which led to Nina´s child fatherless.
Johnie Ahimbisibwe was stabbed with a broken glass in the neck and bled to death. Ivan Kamyuka is a son to Dr Fredrick Kakuuba Kamyuka"
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-- One thing that Uganda's so-called 'socialites' and 'celebs' have in abundance is 'very low commonsense'. Coupled with Alcohol binging (the so called German Juss), drug abuse and competition for brain-dead gals (the so-called gal with the biggest behind) - a recipe for disaster. The reasons for their very fast ascendancy to celeb status (namely, their willingness to compete in doing daringly foolish things) is also what brings them down. At Guvnor Uganda, two of these 'dwanzies' get into a drunken brawl, most likely over a woman - one of the dwanzies had dated the woman before, and the second one was the one currently in the driver's seat. Dwanzie one disses dwanzie 2 (supposedly over his 'over-used' bitch). Dwanzie 2 smashes a glass over dwanzie 1's neck. It is very very likely that he slashed his carotid artery - Yes, the carotid - because the amount of blood that spluttered out of this guy was like a torrent. Splattered all over the walls. No doctor in this world would have saved this guy - within 10 minutes, he was ex-sanguinated as an ambulance rushed him to Case Hospital.
All this happened in the section marked '40+' in the club - a section that had been designed for 40+ demographics but is now the favorite section for revelers below 30. Meanwhile, the two dwanzies should have known better about the likelihood of such things because apparently they binge every weekend in Kampala's clubs. Such wastage of life! Guvnor and other serious clubs should institute rapid IQ tests at their entrance and calibrate alcohol limits based on this.
And as dwanzie1 is down and dwanzie2 locked up, the over-used 'b' can now move to dwanzie3! Apparently the woman is at the center of this scandal. If u r unfortunate enough to date a devil, your risk of death is multiplied several times:
Why Johnnie was killed. As narated by a close friend;
"Johnie(now the late) was Nina´s boyfriend from Uganda. Nina left Uganda and came to Sweden and years later Johnnie also came to Sweden. The two met again and began their relationship from where they had stopped. This relationship resulted into a son. Before Johnie´s Swedish papers were maturely ready,There was a domestic misunderstanding between the two. The woman came from out late at night and they had a fight. Nina called the police which led to the cancellation of Johnie´s stay in Sweden. He was given notice to leave the country.
Johnie later got another girl friend and went back to Uganda to process his come back papers which were frustrated by Nina because Johnie had a record of domestic violence written on him earlier.
When all avenues to come back to Sweden failed, Johnie started a new life, creating new friends. Using his little savings he began to trade in garments from Malaysia and China. Among the new friends he created was Ivan Kamyuka(then not known to Nina)
When Nina finally came to visit Uganda,Johnie was doing financially well with his garments business and had moved on with a new girlfriend called Marjo. Out of jealous, Nina did the un expected; she decided to fall in love with one of her Ex´s best friend and that was Ivan Kamyuka. In a vie to bring him to Sweden Nina got married to Ivan Kamyuka in 2013.
The two began living together while in Kampala. Nina went ahead to deny Johnie the paternity right to see his son and told their child to refer to Ivan as Dad. This child paternity battle started from Sweden when Nina refused to include Johnie on the child´s birth certificate as a father.
This was intentional because she knew as a father,Johnie would have a chance to apply for a Swedish visa. There has been a cold war between these once close friends for 2yrs now until last night´s incident which led to Nina´s child fatherless.
Johnie Ahimbisibwe was stabbed with a broken glass in the neck and bled to death. Ivan Kamyuka is a son to Dr Fredrick Kakuuba Kamyuka"
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