{UAH} I CAME FACE TO FACE WITH A HELL OF FATHER IN LAW

One hell of a Father-in-law

The first time I asked for a lady's hand in marriage in 2008, her father gave me a form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I needed to use the rest room which he obliged.

Immediately I got to their toilet, I just removed the louvres and scaled through the window and ran out of the compound.

DONT ASK ME WHY O!?

Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes.

 

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.

I _____­­­­­­­­­­­­­_____________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss ______­­­________________________. I am______________years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No

2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No

3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No

4. Are you working? Yes/No

5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No

6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, then do not continue just leave my house immediately and don't look back! If your answer to all is YES, then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.

_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to buy my Parent a car", what would be your answer?

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No

If No explain why?

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.

If YES for how long?

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________.

If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother?

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Answer the following with Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No

2. Do you smoke? Yes/No

3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interview(s)?

______________________________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad?

____________________

3. When can I interview your mum?

______________________________

4. When can I interview your church Pastor?

_________________________

5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends.

6. Get ready to go through a lie-detector-machine test to ascertain if all the answers you provided are true or false. And you will have to foot the bill for the test.It's just 350,000 frs.      7.Finally, we will all have to go to SANGO shrine to swear that you will never smile erotically with any female again other than her or die on the spot by thunder.           Sign here: ________________

Confirm your signature:_______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.

Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful".

As you wait for my response,

*Please don't call me!

*Don't visit me!

*Don't contact my daughter!

If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions.

However, before you leave through the door, you will pay 400,000 frs for this form and for the effort that went into putting it together for suitors like you.                                          Postal Address: _________________________

Email:

____________________

Phone:

______________

Home:

_________

Facebook:

_____________________

With Love (Your Future Father-in-law)

 

 

EM

On the 49^th Parallel          

                 Thé Mulindwas Communication Group
"With Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja and Dr. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda is in anarchy"
                    Kuungana Mulindwa Mawasiliano Kikundi
"Pamoja na Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja na Dk. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda ni katika machafuko"