{UAH} AN INEXPLICABLE ABNORMALITY - KID SEES MORE THAN STARS

A very cheeky woman in I came across in London, Ontario last evening told me the most disturbing but same time, hilarious story of what she went thru with her four and half year-old son a couple of days ago.

It was the one thing she promised to never do again with her son.

Its the shower and bath.

She said as always she would run a bath and have her son enjoy the steam bath with his quacking toy ducklings, sumbarines and water guns. But this time she needed a quick shower with her son minding his business below in the bath in which she would be standing to shower. 

She enters the overhead shower then soaps ans scrubs all over with eyes closed - and then the bombshell.

Washing the head and soapy face she opens eyes only to find her son eyes fixated on her Neverneverland frozen still in time, confused, terrified, shocked and horrified with mouth wide open, popping eyes, jaw dropping and stuck to improbable closing.

Yeah..! You guessed it right. The son was shocked a seeing mama ding-dongless. He was terrified that there was nothing where the ding-dong was supposed to be. He had just discovered a horrific traumatizing abnormality with his mother.

Woman said her son was completely frozen still and the several calls of "Francisco, Francisco" did nothing to strike a wake-up gong. He was traumatized. She lifted this hypnotized, confused boy motionless out the bath motionless tp try to explain to him the "abnormality" but cut it short believing she was d=headed for more trouble.

The trouble this time was the boy's school where she feared the boy was obviously going to ignorantly share his"discovery with classmates and teachers. She said she had never prayed that much in her life - praying that the boy would not spill the beans. She could be charged for indecent exposure to a minor and all sorts of wacky things.

Fortunately it didn't or hasn't happened - yet.

But here is the twist to the whole story. The woman is a single mother and a Uganda.

London, Ontario (Google)

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

"But this I know, UPC believed and still believes in

very high education. We can call Obote all bad names we have, but the bottom line remains that he got more scholarships for Buganda than all previous Uganda leaders combined. That includes Sir Edward Mutesa, President Lule, President Binayisa, up to and into Ssabasajja Mutebi. Who all happen to be Baganda leaders." Mulindwa

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