{UAH} How to Become a Thief

How to Become a Thief

Begin by training your body. Not the six pack bulky muscles style but very fit and very agile..like that of a fighter. 

Next you train your mind. Be clear that you cannot have fear of getting caught or fear of being laughed or shamed by people.

Once you have achieved this, see that you are now one among thousands who are perfect to take on any mission you want. So now comes the most dangerous part.

Steal. 

Steal regret from your past by standing up for people you could never before. It will give you a better sleep than sleeping on an expensive mattress in AC.

Steal poverty from your own self by applying your brain and heart to things that you are passionate about. There is no shortcut to guaranteed money.

Steal respect for you from others by standing up for what you believe is correct. No rich robber ever got this one in his life.

If you are going to be a thief, be the best god damned thief to have ever walked on earth.

Now that you have no fear of getting caught or fear of being laughed or shamed by people, look at yourself in the mirror before you go thieving. Chances are you will value what you see more than what you want to steal.

If you can't see value in what you see in the mirror, go hang. Its better to die a thief than be caught stealing.

May the force be with you.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

"But this I know, UPC believed and still believes in

very high education. We can call Obote all bad names we have, but the bottom line remains that he got more scholarships for Buganda than all previous Uganda leaders combined. That includes Sir Edward Mutesa, President Lule, President Binayisa, up to and into Ssabasajja Mutebi. Who all happen to be Baganda leaders." Mulindwa

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