{UAH} JOKE: IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR EVIDENCE AND FEELS LIKE A PAPER

 An attorney went into a bar at Nankulabye on the outskirts of Kampala for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk policeman who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks like their evidence." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like paper."

Curious, the attorney asked, "What do you have there?"

The drunk policeman replied, "I don't know, but it looks like like their evidence and feels like paper."

The attorney responded, "Let me take a look."

So the drunk policeman handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. "Yeah, it does look like their evidence and feels like paper, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

The drunk policeman replied, "From your offices last night."

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*Abbey Kibirige  Semuwemba*

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"These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about death and the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after."

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