{UAH} A HILARIOUS ZIMBA STORY FOR KIPENJI AND ALL YEE INEXPERIENCED HERDSMEN.

Story is told of a hilarious fate that befell a Zimba doctor.

The Good Doc ventured into unfamiliar territory where he had gone to graze his starving livestock on a private non-communal grazing land.

Before he could arrive the landowner suddenly revved his car in the yard and as instructed by his own instinct, the Good Doc brazenly filtered his life thru a glass window during which he sustained a few cuts.

Then he sprinted into his street-parked car and hit the tar to his official crib which he reached gasping for precious air.

Reaching the crib the following conversation ensued between the Good Doc and his wife.

DOC: Maa Tari, Maa Tari...! Quickly open the door (as he banged door to deafening). Are the kids still awake? Send them away to their rooms. And get me a bed-sheet fast.

Maa Tari rushed to open the door for a hubby who sounded frightened and threatened.

MAA TARI: Ooh No....!,, Baba, What happened?

DOC: Mamaa Tari,..!these Harare robbers have become more dangerous than we always hear on the news. They waylaid me and robbed me off my money, clothes, watch and shoes. I barely survived being murdered.

As Doc's hands up in surrender positions and wife wrapping her naked hubby she noticed one unfamiliar object on the Good Doc, dropped the sheet, made a step back an assumed a critical observer posture.

MAA TARI: Eheeei!..Iyoooh.! Baba..!! Mugabe help us..! You mean Harare robbers can now rob things including clothes, watches, money and shoes then stick condoms on men's dicks?

Doc took a quick glance at his weaponized Fallujah Scud missile launcher only to see it still in armored protective gear with little soldiers conscientiously absent despite marching orders.

DOC: Ooops...!

And with that last word he stood frozen with hands over his head speechless for a very long time.

When Maa Tari told the incident to her Women's Gossip Club, she was extremely shocked at their reactions. One said "That was awesome...! At least your husband has shown he wears condoms during cheating sprees. Ours dont and we dont know what they each time bring back to us. You should instead be thankful".

That evening the Good Doc returned home to a suspiciously very welcoming wife and continued to have dinner with tongue in cheek thinking it had poison. Maa Tari never told the Good Doc why the unsolicited forgiveness leaving him to fill in the missing blanks. 

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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