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{UAH} Kasangati Court: Dr. Wrn Kizza-Besigye's Case

Kasangati Court: Dr. Wrn Kizza-Besigye's Case

Counsel Kalibala cross examining Bamuzibire (Police officer).

Counsel; Would you call Besigye your friend?

Police man; Yes!

Counsel; Why?

Police man; Because he is a senior citizen and a colonel like me!

Magistrate: So you are a colonel!

Police man: I am a retired colonel.

Counsel; When were you in the army?

Police man; I have never been in the army. (Court bursts in laughters)

Counsel: Do you remember the oath you took before court?

Police man; Yes

Counsel; What does it say?

Police man: To tell the truth and only the truth.

Counsel; Are you telling the truth?

Police man; No! (Court bursts out in laughters)

Counsel; What's the meaning of your name
Bamuzibire?

Police man; It means block him. (Court bursts out in laughters)

Counsel; May be that's why you blocked Dr Besigye.......

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