{UAH} MAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH COW : FAIR GROVE, MISSOURI

FAIR GROVE, Mo. — According to reports, in a six week long investigation, authorities discovered that a 68-year-old man was having unlawful sex with a cow.

The owner of the cow, a woman, says she walked into her barn on the evening of June 10 after noticing that a strange car was parked outside of her barn. She told police that upon entering the barn she noticed a naked man who was later identified as Darrell Helton of Nixa, Mo.

Helton told the Greene County sheriff's deputies that he grabbed the cow and tied it to the corral and started having sex with it. He claimed it was the second time he had engaged in the illegal acts with the cow.

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