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{UAH} Cameron offered a £36m-a-year job in Kazakhstan

But what will Sam say? Cameron offered a £36m-a-year job in Kazakhstan where he would be a sultan and have his own harem – but would 'have to have a circumcision'

  • Ex-PM offered title of 'sultan' as well as harem 'of the most beautiful girls'
  • Job would see him work for the Muslim Union president Murat Telibekov
  • Reports suggest Mr Cameron would be offered salary of £3m-a-month

By Will Stewart In Moscow for MailOnline

Published: 08:04, 4 August 2016 | Updated: 10:38, 4 August 2016

David Cameron has been offered a £36million-a-year job in Kazakhstan where he would be a sultan and have his own harem 'of the most beautiful girls', it has emerged.

The bizarre offer, from an energy-rich country where Tony Blair found lucrative post-Downing Street employment, comes from the Muslim Union and Central Asian Human Rights Committee for Muslims. 

They promise that the ex-premier would also carry the title 'Sultan' in his new post but to qualify would have to undergo circumcision.

David Cameron (pictured with wife Samantha) has been offered a £36million-a-year job in Kazakhstan where he would be a sultan and have his own harem 'of the most beautiful girls', it has emerged

David Cameron (pictured with wife Samantha) has been offered a £36million-a-year job in Kazakhstan where he would be a sultan and have his own harem 'of the most beautiful girls', it has emerged

'We consider your extensive political experience an asset to be used for the benefit of long and lasting peace in Central Asia,' stated the group's press service, which noted the 'success' of Blair as a highly-paid consultant to authoritarian leader Nursultan Nazarbayev.

'Such co-operation will help to strengthen economic and political relations between our countries.' 



'The offer to work as an advisor to the union's president Murat Telibekov was sent to David Cameron's office,' explained TengriNews agency.

'A draft contract suggested a monthly salary of £3 million. He will also be given a title of Kazakh sultan.

'And a harem of the most beautiful girls will be at his disposal along with a free public transport card.

'Cameron would have to undergo circumcision and get the basic skills of Kazakh language to take up the offer.'

 The offer to work as an advisor to the Muslim Union's president Murat Telibekov (pictured) has reportedly been sent to David Cameron's office

 The offer to work as an advisor to the Muslim Union's president Murat Telibekov (pictured) has reportedly been sent to David Cameron's office

Telibekov frequently uses humour to mock the ruling elite in Kazakhstan where most forms of protest are banned.

He has other outlandish proposals too. One is to make bribes legal 'as they are anyway unbeatable'. And last year he proposed a tax on sex.

Another proposal is to execute presidents when they reach the age of 80, a suggestion mocking Nazarbayev's grip on power.

Nazarbayev, who routinely crushes dissent in his country, the ninth largest in the world, is still going strong at 76, having ruled with an iron fist since 1989 when he was appointed First Secretary of the Communist Party in Kazakhstan, then part of the Soviet Union.

His latest proposal appears to come because the Kazakh president reached out to Mr Cameron, sending him a telegram to express his 'gratitude' to the outgoing Tory leader when he quit.

The dictator also invited the ex-premier to Kazakstan next year to attend EXPO 2017, possibly the start of a bid to woo him to a lucrative appointment on the heels of Blair.



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