{UAH} TRUMP BLAMES BAD POLL NUMBERS ON EXISTENCE OF NUMERICAL SYSTEM

By Andy Borowitz

 , 12:02 P.M.

PHOTOGRAPH BY TY WRIGHT / BLOOMBERG VIA GETTY

YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump lashed out at a new target on Monday, blaming his bad poll numbers on the existence of the numerical system.

In sometimes rambling remarks at an outdoor rally in Ohio, the Republican Presidential nominee called the numerical system "rigged" and unleashed a torrent of abuse on numbers themselves, calling them "disgusting" and "the lowest form of life."

The above article is just a satire making fun of DT.

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