{UAH} Why I like the bible

Unlike the Qur'an which preaches needless wanton beheadings, looting, none-negotiations, acquisition of another's wife by violence and deaths by the swords, the bible preaches love, kindness, understanding and caring.

But that is not all about the bible.

Besides preaching love in all forms the bibles deserves being called "The Good Book" bcos it's abundantly romantic and fully loaded with romantic episodes of gay, heterosexual and incestuous anecdotes that can settle the steamy pit-aches of any Baboon's groins regardless of gender.

Real men should read the bible and not the blood-shocked Qur'an. Bible endowes one with supernatural powers but most of all it gives one the vision, confidence and stamina to score big in the field of romamce.

Get one today or order from a Chicktionanry store near you.

GPR

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