{UAH} Obote Milton, Idi Amin Dada, and Yoweri Museveni are in a plane.

Obote Milton, Idi Amin Dada, and Yoweri Museveni are in a plane.

The pilot says that the passengers must lighten their load. So the three presidents decide to drop one item.

Obote Milton drops a quarter.

Idi Amin Dada drops a penny.

Yoweri Museveni drops a grenade.

When the presidents land, they find someone holding their head and cursing.

Obote asks the man what's wrong.

"I was walking down the street when a quarter falls from the sky and hits my head!"

So the presidents continue down the road and find someone hopping on one foot, holding the other, cursing. Amin asks "What happened?"

"I was standing on my porch barefoot when a penny falls from the sky and hits it!"

The presidents continue once more and find a young boy laughing hysterically.

Museveni asks "What's so funny?"

The boy replies "I farted and my house exploded!!!

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Allaah gives the best to those who leave the choice to Him."And if Allah touches you with harm, none can remove it but He, and if He touches you with good, then He is Able to do all things." (6:17)

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