{UAH} EMERSON, THE CROCODILE, ISNT A JOKE!
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Friends,
Emerson Mnangagwa is an enigma, a mental unicorn, a freakish angel with an antennae stretching far out into all Zimbabwe's security and intelligence organisations. His intellect operates on a completely separate wavelength which picks up cosmic noises and vibrations.He knows a lot about Mugabe and what ZANU-PF is all about. He was once a minister of four ministries.He could only be compared to Uganda's Amama Mbabazi when he was still in government. He is a big Chelsea FC supporter, and obviously, with flaws, a lot of flaws and sad history. But I'm hopeful that he will take Zimbabwe to a new level. He is 75 years old now. So, he isn't expected to serve more than two terms after a transitional government, according to the current Zimbabwean constitution. Even if, he tries to force the issue, age won't allow him to.But here is what allegedly turned the heads around for him:
The story has it, I don't know if its true or not, that at some point in the 1990s, Emerson was banging some younger chick yet he was married. He rented a flat for her in Harare, on the 12th floor. Then the chick started cheating on him with another younger man. As expected, Emerson wasn't happy bunny, so he set out to trap them in action. He told the chick that he was going for government business abroad. Obviously,the young woman saw it as an opportunity to bring her lover in the flat that was illuminated with a lot of luxuries.
To cut the whole story short, Emerson later came back, quietly let himself into the flat as he had a key to the flat,and caught the couple sharing the best of the 'fruits' in the world. He apparently gave the younger man three choices: sit on a hot burning stove in the flat; jump out of the window , or be ready to take a bullet. Apparently, the younger man chose to jump out of the window. Miraculously, he survived but he damaged his spinalcord to the extent that he is still paralysed up to now, and uses a wheel chair to move around.
Mrs.Grace Mugabe being 'grace', she saw an opportunity a few months ago to hurt Emerson with this incident. She called a rally, paraded this younger man, and kind of accused Emerson of putting the younger man in a wheel chair. Emerson and his wife were at the said rally. The old man didnt say anything back. He behaved like a gentleman and kept his cool, but the damage had been done. A few weeks later, Emerson was sacked as the Vice president of Zimbabwe.
But now, all signs are that Emerson is back, and he is back with a bang as the potential next president of Zimbabwe. There are some lessons there: never try to embarass people foolishly, because you never know what the future holds!
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*Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba*
Stalk my blog at: http://semuwemba.com/
"My journey is long and my preparation is so little, and weakness has gripped me and death is chasing me!"
-- Emerson Mnangagwa is an enigma, a mental unicorn, a freakish angel with an antennae stretching far out into all Zimbabwe's security and intelligence organisations. His intellect operates on a completely separate wavelength which picks up cosmic noises and vibrations.He knows a lot about Mugabe and what ZANU-PF is all about. He was once a minister of four ministries.He could only be compared to Uganda's Amama Mbabazi when he was still in government. He is a big Chelsea FC supporter, and obviously, with flaws, a lot of flaws and sad history. But I'm hopeful that he will take Zimbabwe to a new level. He is 75 years old now. So, he isn't expected to serve more than two terms after a transitional government, according to the current Zimbabwean constitution. Even if, he tries to force the issue, age won't allow him to.But here is what allegedly turned the heads around for him:
The story has it, I don't know if its true or not, that at some point in the 1990s, Emerson was banging some younger chick yet he was married. He rented a flat for her in Harare, on the 12th floor. Then the chick started cheating on him with another younger man. As expected, Emerson wasn't happy bunny, so he set out to trap them in action. He told the chick that he was going for government business abroad. Obviously,the young woman saw it as an opportunity to bring her lover in the flat that was illuminated with a lot of luxuries.
To cut the whole story short, Emerson later came back, quietly let himself into the flat as he had a key to the flat,and caught the couple sharing the best of the 'fruits' in the world. He apparently gave the younger man three choices: sit on a hot burning stove in the flat; jump out of the window , or be ready to take a bullet. Apparently, the younger man chose to jump out of the window. Miraculously, he survived but he damaged his spinalcord to the extent that he is still paralysed up to now, and uses a wheel chair to move around.
Mrs.Grace Mugabe being 'grace', she saw an opportunity a few months ago to hurt Emerson with this incident. She called a rally, paraded this younger man, and kind of accused Emerson of putting the younger man in a wheel chair. Emerson and his wife were at the said rally. The old man didnt say anything back. He behaved like a gentleman and kept his cool, but the damage had been done. A few weeks later, Emerson was sacked as the Vice president of Zimbabwe.
But now, all signs are that Emerson is back, and he is back with a bang as the potential next president of Zimbabwe. There are some lessons there: never try to embarass people foolishly, because you never know what the future holds!
*Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba*
Stalk my blog at: http://semuwemba.com/
"My journey is long and my preparation is so little, and weakness has gripped me and death is chasing me!"
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