{UAH} Lawyer gets pay back

A Kikuyu engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR 1000 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 5000!!

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 5000 goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Kikuyu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth

"Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene

"Kikuyu man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 1000"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I can not remember anything

"Kikuyu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Kikuyu man: "Congrats. You got your memories back. Give me 1000"The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 5000

.Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak".

Kikuyu man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 5000
"Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 1000 ,not 5000"
Kikuyu man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.Give me 1000"

Nani mwingine anaeza ni join tuanze hii job pia? Ni kûmû kûndû kûu

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