{UAH} The 8 and 6 lies

The 8 lies of girls
-I am a virgin.
-I don't eat to much.
-I have never had an abortion.
-I don't like too much sex.
-I don't have a boyfriend.
-I am in bad period.
-He is only my friend.
-I don't go out at night.

The 6 lies of boys
-I love you.
-You are my only girlfriend.
-I can die for you.
-Among all the other girls you are the best.
-Don't worry i will make you to feel at ease.
-If you are pregnant i will take care of everything.

Send this to all the liars like you and please don't send it to me because i received it by error.  

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

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"I want first-time offenders to think of their appearance in my courtroom as the second-worst experience of their lives … circumcision being the first." Judge Judy

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