{UAH} TONY OWANA SURVIVES KAYIBANDA'S 2018 CARNAGE.

Mr Tony Owana,

 

You are due another round of congratulations. 2018 was surely a stellar year for you, seeing how many escapades you scraped through. From narrowly missing the Kaweesi wipe-out, to surviving a brazen boda boda assassination attempt on the streets of Kampala in which you escaped only with a broken arse and wounded pride, and more amazingly, to mysteriously defying the odds and swimming off shore in the Lake Victoria boat  tragedy that claimed the lives of over 100 of your fellow sex tourists, someone upstairs  must have surely been  smiling on you. You have tested your legendary nine lives of the cat to the very limit, it is difficult to tell how many are left. For a man firmly tucked in the underpants of the mafia Godfather Don kayibanda Museveni, it is difficult to explain your longevity or indeed luck and  and uncanny ability to dice successfully  with the bloodsoaked undertaker Kayibanda, a man whose job is never done, and who reputedly sleeps only with one eye closed, but the backside wide open.

 

May be you love yourself so much, and long may it continue. I am sure if you were  chocolate, you would eat yourself. That's how much you love yourself. 

 

CONGRATULATIONS FOR JOINING US MERE MORTALS ON THE NEW JOURNEY OF 2019.

 

 MERRY NEW YEAR!!!

Bobby

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