{UAH} I’m Not Black, I’m Tiger

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On Sunday, Tiger Woods won the Masters. Big fucking deal. I mean I know it's historic and a major comeback and he got a green jacket and all that, but let's be clear about this: Tiger Woods don't fuck with us. He never has, so me going all ape shit and posting celebratory Tiger photos on my Facebook and Twitter wasn't happening.

In fact, when I saw Tiger all over y'all's pages, I thought that someone had gotten a spoiler view of Sunday's Game of Thrones and learned that Tiger was Jon Snow's son, which would make him Tiger Snow (which happens to be my old breakdance name but I digress.)

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*Abbey Kibirige  Semuwemba*

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"Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They will always equate their policies with patriotism, and find criticism subversive." - Henry Steele Commager 1902-98

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