{UAH} FAO TONY OWANA: YOUR INBOX

Mr Tony Owana,

 

I notice that you don't attend to your Inbox on a regular basis, as a consequence it is left bulging as  so many urgent matters are left  pending. 

For example the very urgent matter of your boss Kayibanda Museveni's claim that your fellow road runner Jenniffer Musisi did nothing for all the time he employed her as Executive Director of Kampala City Council. Kayibanda claims Musisi was absolutely useless, yet it is on the record that she provided him with 4 years of bonk from the first day he appointed her, and this service continued consistently, adding up to hundreds of thousands of sessions.

 

It is ridiculous for Kayibanda to write off these hundreds of thousands of sessions of bonk even if he, for reasons known only to himself, did not rate them. The fact is Musisi delivered her part of the deal, which is providing hundreds of thousands of sessions of bonk. This was hard work, and  whether Kayibanda enjoyed them or not is neither here nor there. The sessions still have to be valued as a service provided and received, and this applies to each and every one of them without exception.

 

I asked you to review this scandalous claim by your boss kayibanda because 4 years of bonk can not surely be valued as "nothing". You have not responded as of this time of writing and this dereliction of duty is quite simply astonishing. 

Bonk is a very valuable commodity, whether in the commercial sex industry or even just in the ambience of the home, for the maintenance or   propagation of personal or  family happiness and for emotional peace and satisfaction. As a punter in the Makerere- Katwe sex district, you can not turn around and claim you get no value from your regular excursions and forays in the sex districts. The fact of the matter is the girls provide you with a service, which you enjoy,  personally value and pay for. You are a satisfied customer, and I see no reason why your mafia boss Kayibanda can not be a satisfied customer. I am disgusted why Kayibanda is casting aspersions on the character of Musisi and hurling vile calumny at her.

 

In the commercial sex industry, for eg  in the red light districts of Manila, one session of bonk goes for anything between $5 and $1,000, depending on the class of the establishment. In London City, one session is likely to set you back by anything between $50 and $5,000, again depending on the class of establishment. World wide, you would have to consult with our regular sexologists here Gwokto and Edward p'Ojim who would know what the going rates are, but they are not cheap and keep rising everyday in line with inflation and increasing demand.

 

Please review the claims of your boss Kayibanda, reminding him of his responsibilities. Put it to him bonk is a very valuable commodity and any woman who allows you access to it is not doing "nothing". Ask kayibanda to apologise to Jenniffer Musisi and to immediately enter into negotiations for a compensation package because he clearly has hurt her feelings, traduced her image as a hardworking and trusted employee/ entrepreneur, and sallied her character and reputation.

 

Lastly, check your inbox and deal with all the pending matters, going back over one month. I don't need to remind you again, neither do I need to kick your arse again- let this be the last time.

 

Thank You.

 

 

Bobby

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