{UAH} Final Question For Miss Universe

A male's most important organ supposedly, as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world, at the Miss Universe Contest.

Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Australia : Well, I can say that male organs in Australia are like labourers.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Australia : Because they *work day and night.*

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country ?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are *like Proton Cars.*

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but *are actually very soft.*

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that male organs in Kuwait are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Kuwait: Because they like to *enter through the back door.*

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are *like gossips or rumours.*

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Philippines: Because they pass *from mouth to mouth.*

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America: Because they stand up *every time they see a woman.*

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Nigeria  , how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Nigeria  : Well, I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like Rats.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Nigeria : Because they are always searching for *new holes day and night...*

(Standing Ovation)

*AND THE AWARD GOES TO MISS NIGERIA ...👌👌👏👏*😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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