{UAH} Awkard moments I encountered today

Whoever (I presume was Prof. Okurut) mentioned in UAH that Binaisa was some coastal Zanzibari named Bin Issa couldn't be any far from correct.

Indeed at an early morning boardroom briefing today we were introduced to a one gorgeous female of dark Arab origin called Binaisa. I kid you not. 

First name withheld for security reasons less Lukongwa's people lay claim and miserably fail DNA. 

Second shocker was from a workmate of Luo origin who rendered me temporarily lifeless with a story about the Aworis of Kenya - specifically Moody - over a coffee break.

Apparently, Moody at one time had taken to raising Crocodiles for sale on the menu as haute or grande cuisine (high cuisine) in high class gourmet restaurants. Over time, according to my Luo bredren, it became very expensive feeding the meat-eaters with guess what? Meat. Crocs dont eat grass except nyama of any kind.

So, man made a quick decision to empty the Croc ponds into a nearby river which had no Crocs in the first place to save himself from feeding them meat with the expectations that Croc meat sales would sore above expenses incurred in purchasing meat to feed them.

In no time villagers up and downstream were being devoured by Awoori's Crocodiles like some impromptu Armageddon.

If you dont laugh you must head to the nearest pence box to plead for absolution bcos one day soon you will remember these and laugh right away into the next world.

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On Linkedin: Peter-Rhaina Gwokto (La'Kitgum)

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall building", Jim Hightower

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