{UAH} Trump opines that it was unfair that he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize and that he could have been given the Nobel in many categories. Does he deserve a Nobel?

 Alan Kitty, Actor, Writer, Lecturer, Technocrat (1972-present)

 I have been brooding about the crass oversight committed regularly by the Nobel Committee for several years and welcome the chance to vent.

Of course Trump could have been given the Nobel Prize in many categories. The specific categories do not exist, but that is the fault of the Committee, which, frankly should be disbanded. They are a corrupt organization. And some of their recipients arent who they say they are. Their activities are highly suspect and they should be investigated.

But maybe the President was talking about existing categories as well. For example, the prize for Medicine should definitely go to Trump for his creativity in writing his own medical fitness opinion. He spelled his name correctly on that one, so maybe the prize should be much much larger.

There is a Physiology category that might have gone to Frump, errr Trump as well. He has the body of an Adonis, but he has come up with a way to make it appear obese. His physique is so tremendous that enemies of the US, like Democrats, the EU, the Press, Intel agencies and Congress, and non-evangelist liberals everywhere, shake with fear by just looking at him.

And the Prez has been unjustly overlooked for his contributions to Literature. Tweeting should qualify as Literature. And the quantity of the Tweets should be the other main criteria. The idea that this is not even mentioned by the Fake Award giver is proof that they should by examined by an independent Republican Commission. And the award ceremony should be held at the wonderful Doral Resort.

Dancing is among the categories not recognized by the Dishonest Nobel Committee. Another is Finger Shaping (formerly known as gesturing) while making a point - or hoping there is one - that aggrandizes the President, err recipient.

But one of the most egregious omissions is the category for Outrageous Behavior. No sane person would argue the value to human society of Blatantly cheap and sloppy lying, redefining of ideas like Transparency and Truth, and threatening the very security and safety and norms of civilization itself.

And finally, there is the category of Ego. That's a highly competitive arena, since an enlarged ego is among the most important characteristics of those who want to serve in a governing body. Most want to serve God or their nations. Trump stands out as wanting to serve a higher power. I leave the naming of that higher power, and the winner in that category, to the reader.

Enabled, spoiled, corrupted by a business that is inseparable from politics, he does what he must to maintain the lifestyle he embraced. And the GOP is the perfect home for him with their philosophy of maintaining power at any cost. I wonder if they are even dimly aware of the real cost of Donald Trump.

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