{UAH} How Donald Trump let loose the dog of war

TRUMP'S HERO DOG IN DEMAND FOR EX-OFFICIO DUTIES

The heroic Belgian malinois hero dog that played an important part in the operation that saw the Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi "die like a dog", according to Trump, has been put out to stud, touring puppy farms in the key Republican-voting states of Trump's supporter base.
Patriot puppy farmers can breed their bitches with the canine assassin, who is priced at $10,000 per penetration or $300,000 for a day's companionship in a private kennel. Extra canoodling time increases the chances of impregnation incrementally, with profits given to Trump's legal defence fund. You couldn't make it up!

THEGUARDIAN.COM

How Donald Trump let loose the dog of war | Stewart Lee

Breeding opportunities now available with the hound that helped take down the Isis leader

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