{UAH} Museveni isnt alone

Ya'll Baboons have constantly stated Museveni is a Rwandan-born dictator. Zambians also discovered long after Kaunda's expiry date that the "Cry Baby" who never leaves his crib without a signature white handkerchief to wipe out impromptu tears was indeed a Malawian immigrant. Kenya on the other hand has had two Ugandan president - a father and son while Tanzania is being ruled by a stray Luo bulldog, Magufuli. Not forgetting Cameroon's Paul Biya, a Naija Biafran refugee.

Well, I got news for you.

Last evening after wifey dropped me at my Kenya Luo broda on her way to a baby shower, I met two interesting guys whose wives also dropped them at the Luo man's.

An Angolan and a Naija bredrens of the continent.

Here is what the duo said.

Angola has never been ruled by a native Angolan. This was said by the Angola broda who was a Dos Santos presidential guard and looked the typical Angola soljaman.

Said both Dos Santos and late Agostino Neto were in fact native elements of Sao Tome & Principe - a Portuguese island colony in West Africa. Even complicating matters is that the present Angola president, Joao Lourenco, is actually Congolese and Angolans know about their origins.

Now, the Oga broda said something unbelievable that sent us flat in stitches. That in Nigeria there is a very prominent Naija born in 1984 named Yoweri Museveni.

What were his parents smoking such that they ended up naming an innocent kid after a blood sucking Caligula and skull hunter?

So, before you say Museveni is arriving in a Nigerian hood know that there country is already taken by his namesake who is nearly 40yrs old with our Skull Hunter his godfather.

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On Linkedin: Peter-Rhaina Gwokto (La'Kitgum)

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall building", Jim Hightower

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