{UAH} Fw: [PK] Fw: KALONZO BACK TO SCHOOL

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From: 'mohamed warsama' via Progressive Kenyans <progressive-kenyans@googlegroups.com>

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Sent: Thursday, 12 December 2019, 03:52:27 GMT-5

Subject: [PK] Fw: KALONZO BACK TO SCHOOL

KALONZO BACK TO SCHOOL

Daddy Gemstone Muthama is highly dissatisfied with the poor progress son Kalonzo Musyoka is making in school since he left Wiper Kindergarten in Tseikuru.

Since 2013, Daddy Gemstone had been shuffling son Kalonzo to various schools but it seems the boy is not willing to score good grades.

Daddy Gemstone in 2013 decided he will take Kalonzo to the School of Bondo Man 007 aka as Raila Odinga.

Daddy Gemstone even went so far as to successfully persuade Bondo Man 007 to set up a new School of Le DisCord.

In 2017, Daddy Gemstone transferred Kalonzo to the NASA Hao School.

But Bondo Man 007 took off with the NASA Hao school fees amounting to Sh 6 billion leaving nothing to Daddy Gemstone , Musa and Moses Minus 10 Commandments.

Annoyed, Daddy Gemstone temporarily gave up on son Kalonzo.

Son Kalonzo one day saw Bondo Man 007 shaking hands with "Your Name Betrays You" Mr President and decided to pay them a visit.

"What do you want here ?" asked Your Name Betrays You Mr President

Son Kalonzo: I want to be your spanner boy in South Sudan.

Your Name Betrays You told him: You got it. And give that bearded clown in Juba my regards.

Daddy Gemstone finally woke up from slumber and yesterday said come 2020 he is taking his son to the School of Rutonomics in Sugoi.

MOHAMED WARSAMA

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