{UAH} Things we have learnt during Corona.

Things we have learnt during Corona.
1. Uganda can work without MPs. In fact we are better off without them.
2. Uganda doesn't need a vice president.
3. Pastors and prophets never actually healed anyone.
4. Only Pastors worth your tithe are Kayanja, Bujingo (Atleast they bring back what they stole)
5. Nssf money is yours after you die
6. Boda Boda is more important
7. Men need the side chicks so they are not mean to their wives.
8. Ofuna entondo when you spend a lot of hours at home. U start seeing your woman's mistakes easily.
9. Women don't actually like u to over stay home.
10. Museveni is the only president in the country
11. Rambo, Superman and all the movie heroes are not real heroes.
12. It's not possible to have sex everyday. More than two rounds everyday are for excited youths.
13. You are just lazy. There's a lot you can do at home.
14. Men can cook
15. Everyone can survive without junk food or alcohol.
16. Your side chick can survive on her own.
17. Your kids and family need you to stop wasting money in a bar or yowa kampwankyi. That money can just save u alot.
18. Everyone needs to reserve money or have an Emergency account.
19. Rema's relationship, and Bebe Cool Bobi Wine feud, were none of your business. You just abused and hated people on behalf of people who don't know u. None of that has brought food to your table. Wasted data and useless hate.
20. Tomatoes are expensive
21. The English language is poor 😢.
There's no snizing in and snizing out (okwetyamula)
22. The vulnerable poor mean people stay in towns not villages.

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