{UAH} SHE HAD FIRE IN HER CROTCH THUS SHE DEMANDED FOR A FIRE HOSE What can go wrong !!!!!!

Woman arrested after calling cops to report fire in her crotch

By Vincent Barone

May 5, 2020 | 7:52pm | Updated May 6, 2020 | 1:29pm

Katrina Morgan Ottawa County Jail

An Ohio woman was placed under arrest after reportedly calling 911 to ask for help extinguishing a fire in her crotch.

Katrina Morgan, 50, called the cops in Port Clinton at about 10 p.m. Saturday, to allegedly falsely report her “p—y” ablaze, the Port Clinton News-Herald reported.

Morgan asked the cops if the fire department’s “hose is working” and said, “I need somebody to come put it out with their hose,” according to the outlet.

Police arrived to find Morgan at her friend’s home, where she and others had been drinking, residents told the officers.

Cops moved to arrest Morgan for false reports and disrupting police operations, according to the newspaper.

Morgan became agitated and yelled at the officers as she resisted arrest, only relenting when an officer threatened her with a stun gun, the report said.

Morgan faces charges of disrupting public services, making false alarms, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to the police department.

Her friends during police questioning denied seeing Morgan on the phone, the News-Herald reported.

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