{UAH} This has to be a joke, right? Trump is considering holding a victory rally this weekend.
NOT SO FAST WITH THE TRUMP "VICTORY" RALLY
Meghan McCain has the perfect answer for Trump's "victory" rally …
Trump is the Ultimate Loser — so sad!
In fact, Trump has been a Loser for the Ages three times:
(1) Trump was given $413 million by his father, Fred Trump, and yet went bankrupt for over a billion dollars, making him the biggest individual financial loser in American history.
(2) Trump then had the most votes ever cast against an American presidential candidate.
(3) And Trump is sure to be the consensus choice by historians for the worst American president of all time. So Trump is the winner of the Ultimate Loser Trifecta.
And Trump continues to lose. He's lost at least a dozen election-related lawsuits as well. Federal Judge Dana Christensen had harsh words for a team of Trump lawyers when she referred to the campaign's argument as "inadmissible hearsay within hearsay." Biden's chief legal counsel, Bob Bauer, mocked Rudy Giuliani's press conference in a Philadelphia industrial park, saying: "It's one thing for Rudy Giuliani to go out into the parking lot, sandwiched between a sex shop and a crematorium, and make the claims he made. It's another thing to be a lawyer in a courtroom and have your claims tested."
Trump is also The Ultimate Ironist because, after trying to steal the election, he now claims it was "stolen" from him and is trying to stop vote counting in some states while forcing more counting in others. And The Ultimate Ironist advised his followers not to let the coronavirus dominate their lives, while it dominated his: infecting his family and White House staff, denying him reelection and killing his only black supporter, Herman Cain.
Since he lost the 2020 election with a record number of rejection slips, Don the Con can retire to cheat at golf and plot revenge on Faux News, Donnie Dunce Jr. can fly around the world shooting endangered sheep in their sleep, Melania Antoinette can write the tell-all book that frees her from her role as a Stepford wife, ICE Princess Ivanka can get back to using her looks to sell knock-offs at vastly inflated prices, Jarring Jared can keep buying loser properties at vastly inflated prices and go bankrupt like his father-in-law, and Eric the Shred can become the poster boy for abused ventriloquist dummies. The rest of us can finally return to some semblance of normalcy without the Addumbs Family killing us with their abysmal ignorance.
"Everyone becomes an expert after the FACT"
Allan
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