{UAH} What do you think about President Trump referring to his own SCOTUS nominees as incompetent and cowardly?

John Nurse

I think you underestimate the brilliance of Our Favorite President. While never having studied law, he is actually highly knowledgeable in jurisprudence. Why, it's been said that he has appeared in more court rooms than many attorneys! And on constitution law, his expertise is unmatched!

Normally he goes with his gut, which is more intelligent than the brains of all Presidents (with the possible exception of Lincoln). But in this case, he took the advice of the supposedly wise, but clearly disloyal and impotent, people at the Federalist Society, who obviously asked Amy and the others the wrong questions. Most importantly:

"If we need to overthrow the election, you know, for some technical reason, you'll be loyal, won't you Amy. You do know that without me you'd be a loser, but together we can do great things."

So, he had three of his own justices. There was sweet young Amy (whom he admired so much he infected a dozen senior politicians and others just to throw a party for her)

The there was Big Bad Brett (who seemed "his kinda guy", good with women and all, though the beer thing was a bit OTT).

And Neil, his first ever Justice, a present from his former close friend "Traitor Mitch".

Anyway, he thought, those three were "bought and paid for". He just needed the partisan hacks Thomas and Alito and, as he confided to Rudy "Then it will be mine, all mine"

In the end it was his own judges, after all he had done for them, who were disloyal. No! Traitorous.

As he explained to the magic mirror in his room. "How can this be, I am the smartest, most beautiful president ever (with the possible exception of Lincoln). How can they be so incompetent and cowardly?!"

Now Trump hadn't read the whole Constitution, which he found rather boring because of the words and all.

But he did find one of Barron's grade school books which talked about the sort of President before Washington.

And he was sure that this guy had pretty much the right to do whatever he wanted. Send them to the Tower! Off with their heads!

And what with Trump being the most loved and perfect President ever (with the possible exception of Lincoln), he was sure that the Supreme Court wouldn't dare stand in his way, in particular his own judges!

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