{UAH} Oh bwoyi...!

I received this today: 

1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?​

​Stress is when wife is pregnant;​

​Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;​

​​Panic is when both are pregnant!​​😀😀😀

​2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?​

​Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!​😀😀😀😀😀

​3.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?​"

​Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!​"😀😀😀😀😀

​4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,

​"Which book has helped you most in your life?"​

​The woman replied , "My husband's cheque book!"​😀😀😀😀😀

​5. A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called,​ ​Husband  the Master of the House?​ ​"Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"😀😀😀😀😀

​6. Someone asked an old man : "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What's the secret?"

​Old man : "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!​

​

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day.​

​Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!

​Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...

--
Disclaimer:Everyone posting to this Forum bears the sole responsibility for any legal consequences of his or her postings, and hence statements and facts must be presented responsibly. Your continued membership signifies that you agree to this disclaimer and pledge to abide by our Rules and Guidelines.To unsubscribe from this group, send email to: ugandans-at-heart+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
---
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Ugandans at Heart (UAH) Community" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to ugandans-at-heart+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com.
To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/ugandans-at-heart/CAPudN9H6AS6VC%3Dg-3KUwRD%3DEd0CTH7CsbGO%2Bnq%2BDgsRGJ4xmbA%40mail.gmail.com.