{UAH} KADAGA JUST TOLD ANOTHER LIE

By Gisa Isaac

KADAGA JUST TOLD ANOTHER LIE; 😀😀😀 Oulanyah y'alidde eddimu ly'Obukongozzi.😀

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Rt. Hon. Rebecca Alitwala Kadaga has overstayed her presence in the Speaker's chair because the gods of NRA have just ordained a new witch doctor.

If Rt. Hon. Kadaga has always undermined the levels of regime entrenchment she has helped create, this is the time to have a taste of her own medicine.

Rt. Hon. Kadaga has served as both Speaker and Deputy Speaker for an aggregate of 20 years and she was still counting when the gods of NRA refused to renew her contract. 

Can Rt. Hon. Kadaga really afford to disobey the god of guerrilla warfare, Gen. Tibuhaburwa? Being a wise and calculative lady, I think she won't dare. She was just emotional when she said she could. By insisting against her party position, she will have more to lose than gain.

Let's look at this conundrum;

😀Rt. Hon Kadaga stands as an Independent.

😀She beats all forms of bribery and wins the Speakership race. (Very unlikely though)

😀Rt. Hon. Kadaga is the new Speaker for the 11th parliament.

😀The NRA gods will ensure that the SALAM MUSUMBA v KADAGA & ANOR petition is fixed for hearing.

😀The gods of NRA will ensure that the Judiciary are "independent" enough to decide the petition in the favour of the Petitioner.

😀The election that brought Rt. Hon. Kadaga to parliament is annulled as we all expected.

😀Rt. Hon. Kadaga loses both her seat as MP and Speaker then the Deputy Speaker takes over in the meantime.

😀Kamuli district goes for a bye-election with a new Candidate anointed by the gods.

😀The gods of NRA throw their full weight against Kadaga (a battle she can't win) and a loss to the former Speaker ensues.

😀We are back to square one! Jacob Oulanyah stands again.

😀Lumumba calls us for a retreat in NALI - Kyankwanzi.

😀"You can't make two mistakes in quick succession otherwise  we shall instruct money lenders to set the process of recovery of their loans in motion at the risk of losing your property" - the General roars.

😀The gods of NRA repeat the party position on Speakership and commands the following to do as directed.

😀The next day, the yellow brigade votes in favour of OJ. .

😀The former Speaker starts a piggery project in Kamuli.

😀Will she retain her position in CEC?😀😀😀I believe I am overthinking of business that I should least concern myself with. Our candidate is Hon. #Ssemujju_Ibrahim_Nganda. We win or We lose but with him.

😀I can imagine Kadaga's blood sugar levels now! Take heart my dear. Eno gavumenti ya bayekera.

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"When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn't set off to destroy all beehives"

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