{UAH} LORD OF ALL THE BEASTS OF THE LAND AND THE FISHES IN THE SEA.

While the British tabloid press created a fictional title for their comedy demonizing Ugandan leader President Idi Amin, the reality about their own unelected Monarchy remains well hidden from public scrutiny.

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England is the largest landholder in the world. She has 6.6 billion acres of land in her name. She is the Queen of 16 countries in total where she has never been elected by the indeginous peoples. I was shocked to discover that all dolphins and whales within 3 miles of the United Kingdom shores are by law owned by Elizabeth. Under British law, she also owns all the swans in the River Thames. I never thought such ridiculous claims could still exist in the 21st century.

Unlike everybody else on the planet, the Queen is the only person who has given herself power to drive any vehicle without a licence. In fact all UK driving licences are issued in the Queens name, both in the UK and in all the 16 countries she controls. So that's her excuse not to need a driving license to drive. She also doesn't use a passport for foreign travel since they are also issued in her name. Basically her body represents her own passport and drivers licence, and therefore besides all the whales and swans, she is also the Queen of all the drivers licences and passports.

She has two birthdays decreed for herself maybe because one isn't enough for her prominence. Her official birthday created from thin air is celebrated every second Saturday of June, and the whole country's public service is obliged to join her in celebration from wherever they are, and sing "God save the Queen!". Notice that the national anthem of the country is actually all about her. Her actual biological birth date is 21st of fools month (April).

She has a private ATM for herself inside Buckingham palace, and her own personal poët for when she is bored in the dead silent corridors of Buckingham palace.

To this day the Queen is the only person who approves or disproves all the laws passed by the British Parliament. Once the lawmakers are done voting a law, it has to make it's way to her for the approval by the evil dictator.

She also doesn't pay taxes. Though she started paying only income tax in 1992 due to a public outcry. Income tax means she pays taxes on the income paid to her for free by the taxpayer. What an oxymoron of a situation.

The Queen of England is also the Queen of Australia, and can fire the entire Australian government even from her toilet in Buckingham palace. As if that accumulation of powers is not enough, she has declared herself head of a religion. She is the head of the Anglican Church, and therefore akin to a Pope of the Church of England.

And no matter what she does wrong, or whatever crime she commits, she is immune from all prosecution unlike all the ordinary citizens of the UK who are obliged to follow all the laws she approves or be punished. She can also never be arrested or brought to justice to answer for her crimes.

While therefore standing as the Queen of injustice, she is also the only person in the world who is literally above the law, therefore the Queen of impunity. She is also the Commander-in-Chief of the British armed forces. In fact the British army is called Her Majesty's Armed Forces. There is also Her Majesty's Government, and Her Majesty's Navy, all in Her Majesty's Service. This unelected individual purportedly also has the power to appoint and dismiss British government ministers. Therefore with a stroke of a pen she can even dismiss the Prime Minister from number 10 Downing street, the official residence of Her Majesty's Prime Minister.

Remember that she is the only person in the UK who has the authority to single-handedly declare war on any country like she did in the Falkland islands in South America which she claims is hers.

So in conclusion, let's recap her full title, and all the powers of the British people that she is quietly accumulating for herself behind everyone's back:

Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth R. Commander in Chief of her own army and her own navy, High Priest of her own church. God of all Justice, of all laws, and of all punishments. Lord of all the acres of land, all the swans in the river, all the whales in the ocean, plus hitherto all the drivers licences and all the passports.

Also Queen of India, Pope of England, Head of the Commonwealth, and ruler of the Buckingham palace ATM machine.

However, as we pray that the humble soul of her belated good husband rests in eternal peace, given her propensity to cling to all power, we would like to implore Her Majesty to spare declaring her body as "Queen of all widows in British Airspace and SpaceTime!"

Signed: Mr. Hussein Lumumba Amin.

Kampala, Uganda (Her former acres of land)

3rd May 2021.

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