{UAH} WHY YOU SHOULD MARRY WHICH TRIBE IN UGANDA

WHY YOU SHOULD MARRY WHICH TRIBE IN UGANDA

MUGANDA

You must have been from one woman to the other. If so, you haven't experienced a Muganda woman. Does your neighbour give you sleepless nights with his wife? Do you want to compete with him? Or there is a certain ka workmate chic who is puzzling you? Look no further, if you marry a muganda all is solved.

MUKIGA

You must have not experienced hard working women in your life. A mukiga works like a horse. In bed if you are weak my brother, don't tamper to marry her coz she will kill you.

GISU

Do you normally see them dance kadodi during Imbaru celebrations? That is how they also do it in bed. All you got to do is to know where Malewa is sold in the nearby kiosk and you can comfortably have a gisu woman as wife.

ACHOLI

If you are a player, my brother stay away from the woman from ACHOLI land. These ladies fall in love at first trigger. Should she discover you are cheating on her, my brother know that you are finished. Unlike other tribes in central and western that prefer to eat the ever expensive matooke,  the ACHOLIs are economical. Just know where cassava floor is sold and soup like Oddi and Mukene they know where to buy them.

BANYANKOLE

Well it's simple. Go say "Ndakukunda munonga " to a beautiful looking munyakole gal. Promise you will go for kwanjula in 12 months time. By 9 months my brother your will be a salongo with triplets. If your are lucky you will find yourself working in Statehouse.

MUTOORO

It's impossible to refer you to marry from certain tribes and I miss out a mutooro woman. I have a lot to say about them but if I say only two or even 10 am cheating them. Simply combine all good you know about all tribes,  a mutooro has all.

K'JONG

I have a friend who married a k'jong. All didn't go well with him. Do you know Tyler Perry's Madea? Well k'jongs are true characters of Madea  (Mad to Drug Enforcement Agencies ). No hard feelings. You attempt any stupid thing my brother you are finished.

MUSOGA

You know I have no say about these. Cool in making. The problem is that they lie on obvious things. She will always want to kukalakata most times.

MUKONJO

Short but strong. Calm and wide vision. They see even tomorrow. If you really want to see the future,  go no further. Marry a MUKONJO. But watch out when you return home and she is not openly talking to you. Use your head and your entire sensory system to find out why before it Kwabika.

NOW I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT TRIBE TO MARRY

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