{UAH} A DEA AGENT AT A FARM

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. He said "I need to inspect your farm for the growing of illegal drugs."

I said "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want! On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!!"

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams. I looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big ol' mean bull, Widow Maker. With every step the bull was gaining ground, and it seemed likely that agent would sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs

"Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

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