{UAH} Christmas Jokes

These jokes were borrowed from TheholidaySpot, https://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes/

Which of these jokes do you like?

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you!

Bah Humbug!

Which of these do you find humorous?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him

What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad

Bah Humbug!

Which of these make you smile?

What's a good Christmas tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food? Brrrrrr-itos!

How do cats greet each other at Christmas? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"

Bah Humbug!

How about these?

Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.

Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills!

Bah Humbug!

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?" Did you enjoy this survey?

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