{UAH} YOU ELECT POLITICAL ACTORS/ARTISTES INTO OFFICES, ENJOY THEIR COMEDY.

YOU ELECT POLITICAL ACTORS/ARTISTES INTO OFFICES, ENJOY THEIR COMEDY. 

By: Joachim Kiwanuka

No where in the world, since the birth of democracy in 5th Century B.C, has a dictator been replaced by a comedian. 

Yes, a comedian can emerge and float himself into political prominence - but only through an established democracy with strong state institutions and non-state institutions (CSOs, religious institutions and academic institutions ) that have sufficient checks and balances on the political scene. 

Uganda is the first country in the world that accepted an enormous breed of comedians into politics, and went farther to vote them into offices. 

Comedians are inherently jokers. They joke about everything. Besides entertainment, they make fun of everything and everyone except themselves and what they do. 

Comedians put up a performance about things they are most unserious about because they want to entertain you. Sometimes they are funny, hilarious, humorous, ironical or sarcastic. 

Bobi Wine can sarcastically attack Kizza Besigye knowing he faces no consequences. 

In Uganda, once we accepted them into politics, our Pearl of Africa became a THEATRE.

The legacy of Bobi Wine (artiste) who contested in politics as Robert Kyagulanyi and continues to behave as Bobi Wine (comedian) will take long to be corrected. 

Robert Kyagulanyi is a scam. If Uganda was a country of morally upright people, we would be outraged. But since we can't be angry at Y.K. Museveni, we can't be angry at his protégé muzzukulu Kyagulanyi. 

Both are manipulative, unethical, liars, corrupt and unpatriotic. However, while Museveni has a mission of staying in power until death, Kyagulanyi moves like a headless chicken. 

It's the same mentality that Kyagulanyi has infused into NUP- a party founded by the NRM as NURP in 2004 and sold to Kyagulanyi in 2020 on recommendation of Museveni's brother Salim Saleh.   Which politician buys a political party? 

While Museveni runs NRM as his family business, Kyagulanyi runs NUP as Firebase entertainment. 

Firebase (NUP) is an entertainment business. Everyone who joins it submits to Bobi Wine and must behave like him- tell lies at  all  times. Like Museveni, Bobi Wine tells the truth by accident. When he opens his mouth to speak, it's  lies, lies, lies and more lies. 

Before I forget, did Bobi Wine get a kidney transplant? Should I remind you when he was walking on crutches, and as he went to perform in Kenya, he forgot them in Kampala and recovered immediately he reached Entebbe Airport? Should I remind you when he was giving an interview in US and forgot about crutches and stood up without them? 

Bring  his right hand man Zzaake Francis in the picture. The man has been walking with a limp since 2017 and on crutches. After he was made Commissioner of Parliament, he went to Tanzania and won 100m race. Miraculous healing after winning a fat and juicy position. 

Again, while Zzaake was  reportedly in ICU on life support for months, his wife was getting pregnant. How did Zzaake make his wife pregnant while in ICU? 

Look at Joel Ssenyonyi! He was a wannabe news anchor before he joined Bobi Wine's People Power (Firebase Entertainment) as Spokesperson; obviously as he opportunistically eyed Nakawa Parliamentary seat.

Ssenyonyi was teargassed once from where he immediately went on crutches. Does teargas affects bones? He spent the whole campaign period moving on crutches. He also managed to make his wife pregnant while he was on crutches. After his declaration as MP Nakawa West, he forgot about the crutches. 

Uh! Brace yourselves for Betty Nambooze, the QUEEN OF FOOLERY. Nambooze has spent three years moving in a wheelchair in public. At home, she plays hide and seek with her children unaided. If Nambooze wasn't in menopause, she would be pregnant like Shamim Malende. 

Nambooze pursuaded Kayunga lady Harriet Nakwedde to quit FDC to which she belonged and assured her that she would be elected WMP Kayunga. 

Not surprising since Nambooze publicly says she doesn't believe in FDC although she would opportunistically associate with Besigye. 

People in FDC tell me that Nakwedde had never engaged in comic political theatrics until she joined NUPcomedy store. She lost to Aida Nantaba again in 2021. 

Most recently during  her bid to become Kayunga District Chairperson, she feigned a wound on her face on the advice of Nambooze to gain sympathy. The would shifted from left right at will. When a plaster was put on her face, there was no security in sight to suggest a confrontation. 

We desperately want Museveni out, but you voted polit-rickers. They have instead emboldened Museveni to rule us without end in sight knowing that he has comedians trying to figure out how to oppose him. 

Can NUP lead us to remove Museveni? It never will happen. Bali mu COMEDY. 

Say no to comedy as plan to liberate Uganda.

#ugandadeservesbetter

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