{UAH} Just thinking weird

Baboons 

I got something to tell y'al

Recently Iwent thinking far weirder than I used to.

The human being is what I have been thinking.

What I am about to reveal about my thoughts could scare the poop out of you. Ok, let's begin.

Last evening I got out of the jacuzzi which surprisingly seems to have only one condo user since covid rules relaxed.

Me.

As I stood admiring my bony ass wondering what the opposite gender see good in this Baboon a thought quickly disorganized my focused admiration of myself 

Food.

See my fellow Primates, I realized that what the human being continually builds, grows, grooms and admires as his/her body is actually something else. The human being is an utter utopia - so are the rest of the mammalian clans. The only true objects that exist for what they are are non-living things. Example, mountains. Those, I classify as dystopian.

In fact we don't exist as an independent form of something or anything. I concluded that the human being is matter of fact, a heap of food. Foods of all types are what the body is made of and that's why we perish/decompose just like the foods we quaff.

But here is the thingi. 95% of the food we eat actually exit the body down and out the forbidden lley leaving just 5% to sustain the heap of food that is our body before the next meal. We keep adding more food on the food that is our body.

You may want to ask where the 5% remainder goes and why its accumulation doesn't pile and burst human bubbles - or even crumble and fall apart..

Energy, fellow Baboons. We don't only burn energy through activities but we also do by inactivity such as thoughts/thinking. And that's why one can eat and replenish as much as he wants yet loses weight rapidly when constantly worried.  Thinking unbeknown to the thinker drains a lot of energy

In the meantime, something I gathered from watching the TV series "My 600 lb Life" is that they all share one thing in common. Dormancy.

The 600lb fellas habib true love of food and never worry about they weights and imminent catastrophes.. If they worried there wouldn't be any need for surgeries because worrying would suffice weight loss and facilitate healthy living. To them they are healthy until death scares begin to haunt them

As humans our best frenemy is matter of fact, plants. With plants we have this unwritten symbiosis that we both thrive on one another. We and fellow mammals eat plants, we kick the buckets, decompose and the plants celebrate forests of abundance. And the cycle continues infinitely. You scratch my ass I scratch yours. That's the unwritten deal between plants and humans

We start eating food right from the time the Little Soldiers knock on embryo doors - and tough luck when embryo agrees. Another pile of food begins to heap

You may again ask, "why doesn't the 5% continue to pile up and make the human being incrementally bigger?"

Well, at a certain point a 75 yr old who should be bigger in size from eating endlessly for 75 years will be beaten in both height and size by a 25year old. Again, why?

The Law of Diminishing Returns will catch on us and it is unavoidable. What goes around comes around. Those who die by virtue of normal expiry dates - age, that is - will find themselves far shorter than at the peak of heaping food on their bodies - themselves, food. We shrink. 

Sad, aint it?

So, here is the conclusion. You, my fellow baboons, are a mobile build up of nothing but Food. When you don't eat food, you literally crumble like a sand castle

Food, my fellow baboons. Heaps of food are what we see as us human beings. Think about it.

And all Baboons will answer:

ALL HAIL TO THE PHILOSOPHER SILVERBACK

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