{UAH} I got an undocumented immigrant pregnant. What should I do?

Nabigodi from Idudi embaluland.

Ooooooops .

Did she say she was on birth control , and wasn't ?

You just got trapped .

Your illegal one night stand now has a belly full of arms and legs and when it is born it will be an American citizen .

Well done skippy !!

Does she know your full name address and SS number, of course she does . You told her… then whilst you slept she went threw your stuff…at minimum she has your DL number .

That is enough to get at least 500 bucks a month , plus medical benefits ( now you need family insurance and not single) , for at least 18 years , more if your sprog goes to further education !

Basically , you are fucked…

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