{UAH} "Benefits" of war

There was a brief time England had the sharpest divorce records straight up for four years and highest number of illegitimate children. 

These records still remain unbroken.  Courtesy of American GIs who vigorously worked on English women on their stopover before meeting Hitler 

Down under in Australia men hurriedly sent their wives to forced walkabout in the outback. 

At end of WW2 shiploads of American GIs docking at Australia harbors unleashed the horniest orangutans in Australia. There wasn't an Australian man with a girlfriend.

GIs took 'em all. 

Wasn't uncommon to see a GI in Australia streets tagging or towing along more than 3 Aussie kangaroos while their tossed boyfriends watched in tears.

Reason: money 

GIs had the real mulah. After they all left Australia women became the cheapest commodities in this prison-founded colony. 

There are comic documentaries that send out humor in horrific times. You can't help suffering cracking ribs and serial farting when you watch them - let alone tears, all from laughing

Happened in Uganda too and this Baboon was a victim of dejection at the age of restless libido. My gorgeus Kadodi rocker jumped ships, or rather, jumped dicks for an abridged/short/summarized Mukombozi dwarf with a gun. Asked her why and her response was simply hilarious.

Said she just wanted to have a taste of a foreign object but disappointed for close to a week performance was way below Baboon's expertise 

Eeeish..! I had always been warned about tango with them generous gyrating Masaba girls but not until I learnt the hard way.

But, naaaa..! Couldn't recycle her despite rare beauty at the foot of this mountain.

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