{UAH} JASON'S LAW OF CORRUPTION*

*JASON'S LAW OF CORRUPTION*

*Africans* are roughly bifurcated into two: the *ruling  wicked; and the waiting wicked.*

On June 13, 1988, *Pini Jason Onyegbaduo (1948 - 2013),* a popular Nigerian columnist, propounded a *"Hypothesis Of Corruption."*

But unknown to *Pini Jason,* he had developed what would become known as the *"Jason's Law Of Corruption."*

The *"Law"* would subsequently help explain the unimaginable acts of corruption being  perpetrated by *Africans* in *Leadership* positions.

In a nutshell, *Jason's Law Of Corruption* states that:

"The decibel of an average *African's public outcry is directly proportional to his distance from the opportunity to do exactly what he condemns."*

*Jason's Law* further states that: 

*"The difference between many a vociferous, sanctimonious and pontificating African and the villainous, itchy-fingered kleptomaniac is probably the absence of the opportunity to steal."*

*Jason's Law* concludes:

"In all probability,  should the opportunity occur, *yesterday's moral Crusader, is more likely to crumble and disappear under the weight of Corruption."*

Explained in simple terms, *Jason's Law* maintains that the

farther the distance between an *African and power-authority position, the higher the noise he makes against acts of corruption; the nearer he is to the position, the lesser the noise he makes.*

*...and When in the Position, the noise Ceases completely.*

Suffice to say that *Jason's* corruption hypothesis has never *failed* the test when applied in the analysis of the *bizarre behavior of Africans in power.*

It is in this light that the hypothesis has been appropriately upgraded to the status of a *"Law Of Corruption."*

Therefore, whenever you are confronted with issues of  *Corruption* in relation to erstwhile trusted *African* individuals, who betrayed the *trust* reposed in them when elevated to positions of *Power and Authority,* always  remember *"JASON'S LAW OF CORRUPTION."*😊

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