{UAH} Watched 4 episodes of Netflix's "Spy Ops" last evening

Watched 4 episodes of Netflix's "Spy Ops" last evening but two sent my a'hole cracking with farting laughter

Remember General Noriega the Panamanian dictator?

During the US invasion Americans were looking for him in posh places because he loved nice things believing he wouldn't have fled into the jungles not knowing he taken cover in a bordello for days before fleeing into the Papal Nuncio

In his last moment before being hurled out of the Papal Nuncio where he had taken refuge, a large crowd camped and played tormenting blasts of music threatening to tear down the Nuncio's gate.

After all manners of convincing Noriega to surrender failed, a very simple trick worked. 

Monsignor Laboa, the Vatican envoy rememberred Noriega as an avid reader of biographies of historical figures told Noriega that he stood the chance of being dragged out of the embassy by the angry mob and lynched like Musollini exposed to public derision in the city square.

That alone sent Noriega squirming and shivering like a chihuahua. His sidechick, Vicky Amado, had been asked what he valued the most.

Sidechick said Noriega was very proud of his uniforms

He couldn't imagine surrendering in a nun's dress which he constantly wore to disguise himself so authorities went to the sidechick's house to iron and bring him a complete set of uniform which he wore and surrendered.

Remember Mehemet Ali Agca the nutcase who shot Pope Paul II"

He was to fire a second shot to ensure the Pope dead but the gun jammed. Mehemet said a very strong man grabbed and wrestled him to the ground as others came to disarm him

When he turned to see the strong man wrestled wrestled him in a chokehold he was shocked to know it wasn't a man but a nun (woman). That pissed him real bad

Here is the funny part of of Agca's bullet that struck the pope. Ongca's bullet. He e year after he was shot the pope went to Fatima Portugal sure it was Mary who saved his life from Agca's bullet

In Fatima he planted the deadliest bullet in Our Lady's crown where it still rests to this day