{UAH} Ssewankambo

Ssewankambo is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colou r if water added)​.

​As usual, Ssewankambo drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Ssewangambo knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.

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​The boss shouted, "Ssewankambo!!!"

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​Ssewankambo answered.."Yes, Sir!"

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​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​ 

​Ssewangambo didn't respond.

​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!

​Hmmm lord, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Ssewankambo answered.

"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested. 

Ssewankambo shouted, "Boss!"​ 

​Boss answered, "Yes!"

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​Ssewankambo asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"

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​Boss didn't answer​.

​Ssewankambo asked again, the Boss kept quiet.

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​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!

 Ssewankambo it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​.

​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​

​Without argument Ssewankambo ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.

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​Ssewankambo called, "Madam!

​Madam answered, "Yes!"

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​Ssewankambo asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​ 

​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​

😂😂😂😂😂😂  Sin is a very shameful & bad thing, it makes you lose your right, dignity, reputation, authority, conscience, boldness & integrity. Keep away from it.

Enjoy your week Let me go to the garden 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂

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