{UAH} How quickly will President-elect Donald Trump lower my gas, grocery, and rent prices?

It will be IMMEDIATE!

The very instant he first enters the Oval Office as President he will open the drawer on the Resolute Desk, find that the box containing the Presidential Price Dial that Biden has so cruelly jacked up prices over the past four years, AND DIAL IT BACK TO THE PRICES WE HAD IN THE 1970'S!!!! Gasoline will be 39 cents a gallon, rent for a one-bedroom apartment will be $125 a month, a four-door sedan will be available for $3,000, and you can buy a 3 -bedroom house for under $30,000!!!!

Of course, wages will be kept at 2025 levels! We will live in an economic paradise, all thanks to the President of the United States who has ULTIMATE CONTROL over the proces of goods and services!

These automatic roll backs in prices will be met with universal glee and approval by corporate boards who had absolutely NO CONTROL over those prices and were powerless to overcome the Biden Price Dial-o-Meter! And at a news conference the President will SMASH it on television, ending the cruelty of the Biden administration and Democrats!

To ensure this will not happen again, the President will announce that in the future all prices will be set by a politburo and we will have a Soviet-style government economy where the illusion of a "free market" will finally be put to rest and all prices and production levels will be set by the government!

And if you cannot recognize satire after having read this, you probably believe the bullshit that Trump has some magical control over the price if bananas, bread, and gasoline. You Walmart shoppers will be in for a shock after the imposition of a 60% tariff on 80% of the goods sold there, which are labeled "Made in China". You'll pay over half again as much, but you'll be "punishing China

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