{UAH} Testicles disappeared

I have dated two Malawi women. First one went without drama. Second and most recent was full of frightening stories which she often forwarded to me. All about Malawi witchcraft which is said to be the most powerful in East and Southern Africa

Forget Mombasa mermaids who were said to slap a leaking Jerusalem on a man's forehead for failure to pay for services rendered.

Now this is one of those stories she would have forwarded to scare the dung out of me. A vengeful girl manages to trick her ex into bunga revival session only to disappear with dudes balls - no traces of surgery or incision but dude left with two empty sacks 

Good evening Sir. Ineyo am beyond depressed zoti pena ndimafuna ntazipha because of what am going through. I am a young man aged 34. Early last year met a certain girl a bar/club through a mutual friend. Long story short she ended up at my house and we did the deed. This girl told me that she had a serious boyfriend kungoti it's long distance since the guy was working for a certain NGO in a certain district. So after this I thought it wise to not continue with the relationship.

After several months she texted me end of last year that she missed me and wants me (meaning sex). I didn't hesitate but to accept. She came to my house and even brought her own condom which was kinda strange. After the deed, she put the condom in a tissue and yekha told me that she had flushed in a toilet.

To my surprise in the evening she texted me with a pic of the condom ija and a text saying stupid boy unangondivula (you can open me) and ghosted me, uwonaso (you will see). Which was strange since yekha she told me she was in a serious relationship.

So what brings me here is this. After that both my testicles disappeared. Like that skin scrotum was just empty no nothing. Ngati kuti ma testicles asowa. Immediately I called the girl and she cried never picked up. I tried her friend too the one who introduced us. She told me kuti naye akayamba nkhani ya ine amamuuza kuti zitaye. Its now over 1 year since my balls disappeared Sir. And since then sinatotekonso. I have sent you pics of what it looks like empty the scrotum below. And trust me even at the hospital they don't understand what happened because at first I thought alowa mkati.

My life has been ruined and I feel useless even at work I no longer work hard. Ndimazifunsa kuti what's the meaning of life in my situation?? If anyone can point me to a man Of God or witchdoctor who can help me, am willing to sell my car and pay even 5 million after success. Please post for and hide me.

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