{UAH} Did you know....

Unlike Kenya which has ice hockey teams and skating rinks, Kampalans once saw ice skating for a couple hours only before ice melted away - never to return.

It was on November 18, 1960. American engineers shocked natives by shipping 30 tons of equipments to show them people can actually dance on ice.

Natives were like "waaaaau....! Shoes shaped and sharp like axes? Impossible...! Thats ojuju. I can not acceptu dat"

Next day a Masaka mganga aka.mulogo in kiSoga aka ajwaka in Leb Acholi.aka.emiron in.K'jong said "if Americans can dance on cold ice I will walk on red hot fire.barefeet"

He thought it was a fantabulous idea to beat Whiteman at his fake tricks.

Idiot offered a quarter acre of his pad layered with charcoal and set a'fire. He got up to walk on the smoldering red hot field of fire bila viatu but when he reached the middle decided to reverse course.

He didn't make it. He himself was sizzled and turned into smoldering charcoal. 

To date near Masaka there is a square acre of land where nothing grows bcos its the spot where the dumbass sizzled his ass to choke people's nizzles. Folks believe he is still.challenging Whiteman where they make offerings of food esp tooke, nsenene mfuta and water to replenish his energy to continue pursuing respect from Whiteman.

In fact Americans were skating, not dancing.

And that was the first and last time an ice rink showed up in Kagutastan

And that also, is the end of the news from Radio Garamba 101 FM

NB: I made up the Sangoma story but thanks for believing it happened.

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