{UAH} Never Force Children Who Say Darndest Things to Lead Prayers

A little boy was ordered to lead a prayer at a guest dinner:

Boy: But I don't know how to pray.

Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, and so on and so forth....

Boy: "Dear Lord..." he started.  Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbour's son, who always remove my sister's clothes and wrestle with her on her bed.

This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my dad's Blackberry!  ... and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when dad is at work!

AMEN

N.B: The Dinner was Cancelled!!!

Paul Mugerwa