{UAH} 20 RIDICULOUS GEORGE W. BUSH QUOTES

20 RIDICULOUS GEORGE W. BUSH QUOTES

MAY 28, 2015 AT 4:02 PM | BY DR. KENNETH NOISEWATER

As Jeb Bush gears up for his run at the White House in 2016, let's look back fondly on the most ridiculous quotes from his esteemed brother, George W. Bush. Without question, one of the most polarizing presidents in U.S. history, "Dubya" will always be remembered fondly for providing us with magically laughable quotes that perfectly captured his time in office.

"They misunderestimated me."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

"Back in my drinking days, God knows how many hookers I killed…"

"Reading is the basics for all learning."

"I mean a slow weekend for me back then was a handle of Jack and an 8-ball."

"We ought to make the pie higher."

"There are more than a few weeks in the early 80's that I plain just don't remember."

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

"Was I addicted to cocaine? Absolutely not. I just really liked the way it smelled."

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."

"God, I hope they never find out what I did to get those Florida votes back in 2000. So many dead old people…"

"Kanye was right. I don't care about black people."

"For the better part of my second term, Cheney was running the show. The rest? He was legally dead for a while 'til we brought him back."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"Can I prove that there were WMD's in Iraq? No, but can you prove there WEREN'T?"

To Salva Kiir, "Do you have blacks, too?"

"The 'PATRIOT Act' was originally called the 'Go Away Muslims Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' was first named 'No More Stupid Kids.'"

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Everyone says I caused The Recession. Well, you can't spell 'recession' without 'recess,' and recess was always super fun, so there."

"Bill and me would round up a couple ladies, get 'em good and liquored up, and give 'em the Texarkana Tornado."

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

Le Montréal d'amour d'I

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