{UAH} Stories from Mary, my Shilluk friend: Why the Hyena dangles a circumcised penis

Once upon a time, the Hyena and the Rabbit were very, very good friends.

They both loved fish but while the Rabbit went to do most of the fishing the Hyena didnt.

One day Rabbit invited his good friend the Hyena to go fishing on The Nile with him. The carried no fishing hooks or nets. Rabbit told the Hyena off that he always came to his place to eat fish and should accompany him fishing on the Nile.

Reaching the Nile's banks the Hyena asked the Rabbit to demonstrate to him how to catch fish since they had neither hooks nor nets.

Rabbit told the Hyena "its simple. Just stick your penis in the river and viola..! You will pull out a fish".

Rabbit went on to demonstrate catching a fish with his penis. But as he lowered himself on spot to stick his penis in the water little ddid Hyena knew that Rabbit had a short reed in his hand.

Rabbit positioned himself on the water banks and lowered his penis in the water but on his penis was an extension using the reed.that went deeper into the river.

In no tie he pulled out a fish and quickly made and impression it was towed out by his penis clasping the reed in the middle of his hand.

Hyena said "Wooow...~ That's amazing.Just that? Let me do the same. I have a bigger penis and so am sure to catch a real bigger fish than yours".

"Go ahead", Rabbit said.

The Hyena soon sat on the banks and lowered his penis in the water. No sooner than he immersed his penis in the water when the sharpest high shrieking ear-piercing cry alerted the village of something terribly gone very wrong at the river.

A Lung Fish had bitten off the Hyena's penis. Jumping out in excruciating pain the Rabbit asked, "Where is the fish?".

Hyena answered, "the fish bigger than yours ate away my meat. Now its I to eat you, bastard". Rabbit sprinted away.

The fish-bite left the Hyena with a ciscumsized penis forever.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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